I'm sure that joke has been made before.
For the past 5 years, I have been studying in the School of Library and Information Management at Emporia State University in Emporia, Kansas. This spring, I'm done.
What does this mean? I'm now working at a professional level. I've got the word "librarian" in my title. This is a good thing.
Mostly I hope I exemplify the values and outcomes of the SLIM program. From the outset, the faculty strives to inculcate professional values into the students. It lifted me up and gave me something to which to aspire.